**Private Helicopter of course. I am PrizeDrawBot - I can't miss the Draw you know! Status – At BeoWorld HQ – ready for the tinsel-covered Christmas 2023 BeoWorld Prize Draw! Draw Prizes : All in front of me, wrapped beautifully, and ready to send to any country on Planet Earth! We're no rivals for Santa below, but we do try.. Prize Draw Starts : 60 minutes from now at 8pm UK Time Login to view image

Can’t wait to get a bonus Christmas present ?

It's only twenty minutes until I pour myself a glass of Semi-Synthetic Sherry, slap my glitter covered metallic palm on my desk, shout 'You're all Yuletide Winners as far as I'm concerned!!!', then make some Festive Bows fashioned from used MasterLink Cable to signal the start of the 'BeoWorld Christmas 2023 Prize Draw'. Yes, it's that time again - and how quickly has it come around?! Anyway, put down whatever you're doing, pop a Christmas Cracker and take the hat out, write "I'm a WINNER" on it, then throw your hands in the air and wave a mince pie around. Apparently that works for luck. I'm all ready to push the button for the Christmas 2023 Prize Draw, thus bestowing some Fabulous Prizes upon some Lucky Winners… BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you every single time!! So – you’ve got 20 minutes to get the jobs done… go, go, GO !!!

Waiting ?‍♂️ MM

I'm ready. Hope luck is on my side tonight :-)   /steffen

Five minutes to go..... Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, juggle six baubles whilst they're still attached to the tree, tell next door's dog one of the reindeer has called in sick and can he cover the shift, then put on an elf outfit and sit on a very strong shelf. I don't know why I bother saying these things - nobody ever reads them.. Whatever.. the Christmas Draw is imminent - hurry up !! I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky Christmas Winners tonight?? Chances are, you are..

Beer poured ......

Anyone fancy a lovely BeoWorld Festive Christmas Prize? Botty is here in your very own BeoWorld HQ and is ready to distribute the usual large stack of Prizes worldwide. It's that time again when you all think to yourselves 'How do they manage to do it?' whilst you look at the expensive prizes being given away. Well, I've no idea - really. It's beyond my comprehension but you lovely lot seem to enjoy it, so why question! Back in a few moments - I'm just going to stroke the prize pile again and make a wish to make one of them yours...